Cold Pumas are from Brighton, a mythical land of candy-cane piers and spoiled childhoods. They’ve invested in a reverb pedal, made some friends at a record label and are releasing their debut Lp ‘Persistent Malaise’ any day now. You should buy it. So they can buy a van and come play near your house. In your home-town. And skulk around your estate smoking Malboro reds and trashing your recycling bins.